Broken But Healing

Apr 19

douhgnut:

why get a job when you can sell oregano to middle-schoolers and tell them it’s weed

Apr 19

weddingred:

i should nOT BE tuRNED ON BY THAT 

Apr 19
  • 4th of July on Facebook: Happy independence day everyone have a safe time with your families and children..ect.
  • 4th of July on Tumblr: OH. I'M SORRY. I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY FREEDOM. YOU KNOW WHY. CAUSE THIS IS MERRRICA.
  • WE RIDE BALD EAGLES INTO THE SUNSET.
  • OUR BARBEQUE TASTE LIKE THE DREAMS OF AMERICAN PEOPLE.
  • RED, WHITE, AND FREEDOM.
Apr 19

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

Apr 19
Apr 19

quote Drunk text me. I want
to be the one you think of
when you can’t think straight.

— "Drunk Texts are Flattering" by Claire Luisa (via claire-luisa)
Apr 19
Apr 19

gagasdrugdealer:

iconic

Apr 19

jaclcfrost:

there are two types of cute

"aw how adorable" cute

and

"aw i want to make out with you holy shit" cute

and my goal is to be both of them

Apr 19

phantom-ofthe-troyler:

DON’T YOU

FUCKING DARE

TELL ME THAT SCHOOL ISN’T HARD

I KNOW YOU’RE GROWN UP

I KNOW YOU ARE MY PARENT

I KNOW YOU’VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH THIS PART OF LIFE

BUT SCHOOL HAS GOTTEN HARDER

AND HARDER

AND HARDER

 AND TEACHERS ARE UNFAIR TO ME AND ASSIGN TOO MUCH

AND THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN I AM TIRED

I CANNOT DO WORK

I CANNOT SUCCEED ON A TEST

I CANNOT FUNCTION

BECAUSE

I

AM

FUCKING

TIRED

OKAY?